Reading the latest issue of Maclean’s magazine (our national weekly newsmagazine up here) this evening and one of the articles got me thinking……..
It was (yet another) re-hash about greenhouse gases, coal fired power plants, outrageous dependency on the internal combustion engine, blah, blah blah - and told of a group of NHL players (most of whom could not spell ‘carbon offset’) teaming up with the David Suzuki Foundation to buy carbon offsets because they play on artificial ice and fly around in airplanes to get to the next fight. !!!! Just imagine…….
This has to be the 'next big thing' as far as a way to make easy money-for-nothing.
Why, it could provide a golden opportunity for us to set up some sort of an international (Canada and the USA) corporation to flog similar hooey to any who are feeling particularly angst-ridden over buying another new Hummer. Or whatever.
We could offer these miraculous guilt-reducers at high prices in either currency, and with a satisfaction-guaranteed (our own satisfaction, that is) promise. OK, admittedly whoever buys-in to this will not get anything tangible out of it, but we may be able to recoup a portion of our entry fees.
I mean, what could possibly be greener than a sailboat race…..and we even fasten our propeller shafts to PROVE we don’t use our engine move the boat along!!! While perhaps a wee bit misleading - maybe - there no sense confusing things with the whole battery-charging discussion at this (or any) point, at least as far as this business plan is concerned.
We could even charge extra for creating habitat on the ocean floor, for little bottom creatures to hide in, from big bottom creatures – by tossing tin cans over the side as we make the crossing to Hawaii. Naturally, this would attract an additional fee, but because this option would be exercised in international waters, it need not be taxed.......
All we need is some guy with a sincere face, no morals, and the ability to design a slick web-page, to be our point man.
Haulback will kick in 35% of any SHTP carbon offsets sold in Canada to whoever takes the job…
Jim/Haulback
It was (yet another) re-hash about greenhouse gases, coal fired power plants, outrageous dependency on the internal combustion engine, blah, blah blah - and told of a group of NHL players (most of whom could not spell ‘carbon offset’) teaming up with the David Suzuki Foundation to buy carbon offsets because they play on artificial ice and fly around in airplanes to get to the next fight. !!!! Just imagine…….
This has to be the 'next big thing' as far as a way to make easy money-for-nothing.
Why, it could provide a golden opportunity for us to set up some sort of an international (Canada and the USA) corporation to flog similar hooey to any who are feeling particularly angst-ridden over buying another new Hummer. Or whatever.
We could offer these miraculous guilt-reducers at high prices in either currency, and with a satisfaction-guaranteed (our own satisfaction, that is) promise. OK, admittedly whoever buys-in to this will not get anything tangible out of it, but we may be able to recoup a portion of our entry fees.
I mean, what could possibly be greener than a sailboat race…..and we even fasten our propeller shafts to PROVE we don’t use our engine move the boat along!!! While perhaps a wee bit misleading - maybe - there no sense confusing things with the whole battery-charging discussion at this (or any) point, at least as far as this business plan is concerned.
We could even charge extra for creating habitat on the ocean floor, for little bottom creatures to hide in, from big bottom creatures – by tossing tin cans over the side as we make the crossing to Hawaii. Naturally, this would attract an additional fee, but because this option would be exercised in international waters, it need not be taxed.......
All we need is some guy with a sincere face, no morals, and the ability to design a slick web-page, to be our point man.
Haulback will kick in 35% of any SHTP carbon offsets sold in Canada to whoever takes the job…
Jim/Haulback
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