We go to sea in sieves, we do, in sieves we go to sea:
In spite of what our friends may say,
On a summer's morn, on a stormy day,
In sieves we go to sea.
And when our sieves turn round and round,
And every one cries 'You'll all be drowned!'
We call aloud, 'Our sieves ain't big, and we don't give an SSB.
We go to sea in sieves we do.
We sail away in sieves, we do, In sieves we sail so fast,
With only beautiful sea-blue chutes tied with a snuffer by way of a sail,
To a small aluminum mast;
And every one said, who saw us go,
'O won't they be seasick soon, you know!
For the sky is dark, and the voyage long.
And happen what may, it's extremely wrong
In a sieve to sail so fast.'
Then the water came in, it did. The water it soon came in;
And to keep us dry, we wrapped our feet in plotting sheets all folded neat,
And fastened them down with a pin.
Then we passed the nights in our crockery-jars,
And each of us said, 'How wise we are!
Though the sky be dark, and the voyage long,
We do not think we are rash or wrong,
While round in our sieves we spin.'
All night long we sail away; and when the sun goes down,
we whistle and warble a moony song
To the clacking of an autopilot gone wrong.
In the shade of our twins,
How happy we are,
When we live in our sieves and crockery-jars.
And all night long in the moonlight pale,
We sail away with a sea-blue sail,
To the shade of the Tree so cool.
Alone, we cross the Pacific, we do,
To an island all covered with palms.
And we bring an Owl, and a hopeful Heart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart,
And a hive of silvery Bees.
And we've bought a Pig, and some green Jack-daws,
And a lovely Monkey with lollipop paws,
And forty bottles of Trader Joe's best,
For the Half Way party and Finish Line Fest.
And in two years we all come back,
And every one says, 'How round we've grown!
For we've been to the Lakes, and the Torrible Zone,
And the hills of Hanalei.
And we drink our health, and give a feast
With beer made of beautiful yeast;
And every one says, "If only I live,
I too will sail in a sieve,
To the Bay of Hanalei."
Our eyes are red, and our hands are blue,
And we go to sea in sieves, we do.
In spite of what our friends may say,
On a summer's morn, on a stormy day,
In sieves we go to sea.
And when our sieves turn round and round,
And every one cries 'You'll all be drowned!'
We call aloud, 'Our sieves ain't big, and we don't give an SSB.
We go to sea in sieves we do.
We sail away in sieves, we do, In sieves we sail so fast,
With only beautiful sea-blue chutes tied with a snuffer by way of a sail,
To a small aluminum mast;
And every one said, who saw us go,
'O won't they be seasick soon, you know!
For the sky is dark, and the voyage long.
And happen what may, it's extremely wrong
In a sieve to sail so fast.'
Then the water came in, it did. The water it soon came in;
And to keep us dry, we wrapped our feet in plotting sheets all folded neat,
And fastened them down with a pin.
Then we passed the nights in our crockery-jars,
And each of us said, 'How wise we are!
Though the sky be dark, and the voyage long,
We do not think we are rash or wrong,
While round in our sieves we spin.'
All night long we sail away; and when the sun goes down,
we whistle and warble a moony song
To the clacking of an autopilot gone wrong.
In the shade of our twins,
How happy we are,
When we live in our sieves and crockery-jars.
And all night long in the moonlight pale,
We sail away with a sea-blue sail,
To the shade of the Tree so cool.
Alone, we cross the Pacific, we do,
To an island all covered with palms.
And we bring an Owl, and a hopeful Heart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart,
And a hive of silvery Bees.
And we've bought a Pig, and some green Jack-daws,
And a lovely Monkey with lollipop paws,
And forty bottles of Trader Joe's best,
For the Half Way party and Finish Line Fest.
And in two years we all come back,
And every one says, 'How round we've grown!
For we've been to the Lakes, and the Torrible Zone,
And the hills of Hanalei.
And we drink our health, and give a feast
With beer made of beautiful yeast;
And every one says, "If only I live,
I too will sail in a sieve,
To the Bay of Hanalei."
Our eyes are red, and our hands are blue,
And we go to sea in sieves, we do.
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